Political Humor

I try, or would hope to try, to keep this blog as apolitical as possible. But since I am a Conservative Christian, it doesn't always happen.

I overheard in these the last couple of weeks and thought them worthy of note.

Why is John Kerry mad at the President for letting the assault weapons ban expire?
The most basic principles of civics tells us that the executive branch (President) can only sign legislation that is presented to him; which he said he would. John Kerry on the other hand is a senator. The legislative branch is the branch who makes the law. If it was so dear to him why didn't he do anything about it?

Question: Why do the Democrats, especially those in Massachusetts, hold John Kerry out to be a hero?
Answer: He is the only senator they have who would pull someone out of the water.